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first time father

utterly clueless

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first time father

The creator of this website was established in 1989. Since then not much has changed - he still cries a lot, takes naps, picks his nose, dresses poorly and doesn't know where his mouth is when he's eating. Rather worryingly, he himself is to become established as a father in 2020. As he didn't really have the faintest idea what he was doing, he thought he would write about it - in the hope of being able to reassure all those other first time dads out there that someone was doing it worse than them.

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Parental Opening Hours

Mon - Fri: 6am - 6am (through eternity)
Sat: 6am - 6am (through eternity, but a bit drunk)
Sun: Closed (but actually open, 6am - 6am, through eternity and a bit hungover)

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Disclaimer: I am in no way qualified to provide any advice on fatherhood. But if you have a tale to tell, a diaper dilemma to share (preferably involving a child) then get in touch and I might share it in the blog (but probably not).

Naples, Florida

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